10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from