10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.