10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!