10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A