10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo