10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."