10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow