10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"