10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is for loners.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.