10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.