10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"