10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."