10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is for loners.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters