10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery