10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Welcome to kicker school
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!