10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright