10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• It's Free To Fold...
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Welcome to kicker school