10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---