10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike