10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.