10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• im going to 2 out you to death