10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz