10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.