10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!