10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "No river, no fish."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier