10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz