10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• It's Free To Fold...
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.