10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- It's Free To Fold...
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.