10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is for loners.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!