10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow