10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare