10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from