10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.