10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.