10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977