10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls