10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow