10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers