10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.