10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.