10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fook the floosh droo!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.