10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• It's Free To Fold...
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom