10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim