10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz