10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it