10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• It's Free To Fold...
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear