10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.