10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha