10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.