10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A